001 — Embankment

Gardener — 2026-09-16

Embankment.

Under the Low-Tide Opening, a river-adjacent station may be entered without declaring one’s umbrella, provided the umbrella has not previously served as a bishop. I have therefore placed the District line in escrow and reserved the right to be mildly surprised at Waterloo.

Northern approaches remain available, except to anyone carrying a return ticket dated “eventually.” Your move.